Hitler-stache-TASTIC

The other day, I happened upon some of those people hate mongering about Obama. You know the ones. They even photoshopped a nifty little Hitler-stache onto a poster of Obama; they obviously took their time, because they matched his hair texture and even added dignified grey strands, too. It was a slick operation. 

While I was admiring the dedication to their smear craft, Mr. Bunions hijacked my mouth to yell at them. 

Mr. Bunions: Hey, you little LaDouchies! 

Me: Mr. Bunions! I am appalled by you! You know very well their organization is headed by LaRouche, not LaDouche!

Mr. Bunions: Settle down, buttmunch, I'm working! Have some respect for your elders!

Mr. Bunions: Hey, LaDouchie, that's a very flattering comparison you're making.

LaDouchie: Yeah, because --

Mr. Bunions: Because you know what else Hitler did?

LaDouchie: What?

Mr. Bunions: He fixed the ECONOMY!

Me: Mr. Bunions! That's politically incorrect and offensive! You're going to time-out!

LaDouchie: Ppppfft!

Mr. Bunions: Hah, suck on that, youngster!

LaDouchie: Hey, genocide isn't a stable business model, BLAHBLAHBLAH.

And then I walked to my bus stop, hot and flustered, Mr. Bunions cackling maliciously in my head. 

- mr. bunions takes no prisoners.